Sunday, April 24, 2011
Happy Easter
One of my sunbeams told me this was a sad story. It is, but you know what it has such a happy ending, but it really hasn't ended.
Friday, April 22, 2011
Fast Smile
Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says to the other : "Funny, I smell carrots too".
Tuesday, April 12, 2011
Thursday, April 7, 2011
Oh How I Love Schemes!
A policeman had a perfect hiding place to screen speeding drivers. But one day everyone was under the speed limit, the officer investigated. A 9 year-old-boy was standing on the side of the road holding a huge hand painted sign that read, "SPEED CAMERA AHEAD!" A little more investigative work led to the boy's partner in crime, another boy about 200 meters beyond the speed camera with a sign reading, "TIPS!" and a bucket at his feet full of coins.
Wednesday, April 6, 2011
Tuesday, April 5, 2011
Yesterday... A Finals Song
Yesterday, all my finals seemed so far away. Then I realized that they start today, Oh how I long for yesterday. Suddenly, I no longer have the grade of a "B". Now it's looking closer to a "C", Oh finals came so suddenly. I can, cram, although I can blow if off today. Come to- morrow morn, I'll get on my knees and pray. Yesterday. This was such an easy tune to play. Now my chops are all but gone away. My jury's half an hour away. What I have to show I don't know, the prof won't say. I'll spell something wrong, or I'll bomb... ...there goes my "A"... Yesterday. Thought of graduating come this may. Now it looks as though I'm here to stay. Oh, how I long for yesterday.
Friday, April 1, 2011
Good Things to Come
I think sometimes we need to remember a few simple words from Elder Holland. It's Conference Weekend! That's something to smile about! :D Come down to Temple Square on Saturday and Sunday! Spend time with your family and eat a big breakfast and some MnM's while you watch!
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